Hirsute campaigners issue Beard Warning over heat wave

THIS IS HOW HOT IT IS–the Beard Liberation Front is advising members to trim. I wonder how often their press contact gets calls?

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Press release 20th July contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

 

Hirsute campaigners issue Beard Warning over heat wave

 

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued its first ever Beard Warning with another warm to hot weekend forecast.

The campaigners have issued updated guidelines on beard trimming and beard care including the strong suggestion that the hirsute should take the temperature of their beard at least four times a day to make sure it is not overheating.

The campaigners emphasise that trimming is entirely voluntary and that there are alternative ways to cool the beard including fans, freezer cabinets & real ale

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said the sustained period of hot weather is a potential crisis for the hirsute unless prudent measures are taken. Regular checks to make sure the beard is not over heating are essential

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